Stupid Things Women and Men Do (Let’s Improve!)

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We all pretty much know the many failings of men if you’ve been listening to the media and watching television at all in the last forty plus years. I’ll rattle off a few first just to show I’m being fair to the ladies. I’m also going to be fair as to the validity of the ‘stupidity stereotype,’ as I’ll not mention ‘men don’t ask directions’ because that’s an unsupported generalization. See if you can add to the list – in the interest of self-improvement, of course!

Stupid Things Men Do: Gather armies and wage war on other countries.

Stupid Things Men Do: Running of the bulls – enough said.

Stupid Things Men Do: Don’t go to the doctor.

  

Couldn’t come up with much else; here’s some stupidity the sexes have in common:

Stupid Things Women and Men Do: Have unprotected sex and create an unplanned pregnancy.

Stupid Things Women and Men Do: Don’t wear condoms because they don’t like ‘how they feel.’

 

Stupid Things Mostly Women Do

Stupid Things Women Do: Baby their kids.

Stupid Things Women Do: Name their magazines Self, Bride, More, Woman’s World, All You, InStyle, First for Women, etc.

Stupid Things Women Do: Overspend on handbags.

Stupid Things Women Do: As mothers, promoting genital mutilation of boys.

Stupid Things Women Do: Lie about who is their child’s father.

Stupid Things Women Do: Girls, really – the “Cup Song.”

Stupid Things Women Do: Care about panty lines.

Stupid Things Women Do: Wear tight pants (then complain about panty lines and men looking at them).

Stupid Things Women Do: Wear thongs to avoid aforementioned horror of panty lines.

Stupid Things Women Do:  Fake eyebrows – It’s obvious, phony, and pretentious; memo to women – we love your eyebrows!

Stupid Things Women Do: Seeks divorce because she’s “not happy.”

Very Stupid Things Men Do: Seeks divorce because he’s “not happy.”

Stupid Things Women Do: Have children without dad around.

Stupid Things Women Do: Force men into fatherhood.

Stupid Things Women Do: Wear sandals, thongs, flip-flops, etc. when REAL footwear is called for.

Stupid Things Women Do: Overpay for a wedding dress.

 Stupid Things Women Do: Overpay for and encourage the bloody trade of diamonds and gold.

 Stupid Things Women Do: Way overspend on SKIN CARE PRODUCTS.  You own this one, ladies.

Stupid Things Women Do: Ditto on MAKE-UP! We men face the world honestly everyday – no make-up. Ladies, you own this one too.

Stupid Things Men Do: Cut hair short and wear no make-up.

Stupid Things Women Do: Oppose equal rights for men and boys.

Stupid Things Women Do: Obsess over their weight and looks.

Stupid Things Women Do: Pick fights with people bigger than them.

 

Gary Costanza

https://garycostanza.wordpress.com/ 

YouTube channel jerrytheother

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